Well. Gag Me

with a presidential spoon.

You'd think a woman who could face down a 1,400 pound moose wouldn't be so reluctant to face a reporter or two. Of course the

can't ask her questions about abortion rights or foreign policy or book banning - and you can't shoot a reporter and then drape his hide


across your office couch, but still - aren't we, as a nation, entitled to hear her speak sans speechwriter?