Friday, August 25, 2006

Definitions

Confatuation - what happens when normally intelligent women begin exchanging email with convicted serial killers

Benjamatic - The automated response of a stripper when she sees a $100.00 bill

Neurotica - a sexual obsession with women on Prozac

Robalization - when the thought hits a man that the only thing his wife ever wears around the house is a ratty old house-coat

Scholarchip - Frito Lay's new snack food aimed at brainiacs

Foxclaimation - any biased news announcement made by a right wing newscaster

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